In times like these, we all must laugh

One week till finals. Ah crud.

A funny joke Darren told me, to calm my stress/finals anxiety/nerves....but tis a bit dirrty =P:

Once there was a office boss guy who had the hots for this sexy secretary. One day he couldn't take it anymore and went up to the secretary's house and they had crazy sex. The boss guy later woke up at 10pm at night, and was like, "Oh shit!!! I have to go!". But first he asked his secretary to take his shoes, go downstairs, and rub the shoes on the grass like crazy. The secretary was like, "whatever" and did it anyways. Afterwards, the boss guy got dressed and went home.

When he got home, his wife was waiting by the door. When the wife inquired where he had been, the boss guy said, "I couldn't take it anymore, so I went up to the secretary's house and we had crazy sex." The wife looked at him, and her eyes narrowed:

"You're lying. You were golfing, weren't you?!?!"

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


-Karen